Too much air
Loiterers balloon over Credit Island and arrive as passengers. We cut hang, not feelings.
Davenport · West Second · Air occupancy
Hybrid Berth started as a rescue-club counter and drifted into the only question the river actually asks: how many seconds the ball is allowed to hang before Credit Island wind knocks it sideways. We still keep hybrids in the name. The work is a clock on occupancy.
A ball that occupies 6.4 seconds over a still mat occupies a different sky when the Mississippi is up. People buy another hybrid. We stamp the seconds. If the occupant is a loiterer, it loses the berth — even if the head says rescue on the sole.
They timed my 4-hybrid at 7.1 seconds in river air. Legal hang on our flats is 5.8. The club is in a closet. The stamp is on the fridge.
I wanted a new rescue. Maren sold me a clock. Rude, correct, cheaper than the rescue.